Hello to the four people that I know that follow this blog. By which I mean that I know you personally, though I do appreciate the support.

Not a lot to report at the moment. Or maybe there is a lot. I guess it just depends on how much I want to elaborate.

Well, a musician friend of mine has decided that he wants to move to a city that can offer more in the way of a career in music. I am in the process of telling him that there are still a lot of things here that he hasn't done as he, unlike myself, is not adverse to playing covers and weddings (see my comments on Dr. Shitheap, I can't remember what the date of that post is but frankly I'm also too lazy to check).

One of my favorite new examples of the TOTAL lack of anyone within the local government having an IQ that is even remotely close to being better than that of a SEVERELY retarded child or, oh I don't know, the vacuum of outerspace, is that St. Louis City suspended my girlfriend's driver license. That's not stupid right? I mean didn't she have like tickets or something? no. Well, like she was in a hit and run or got a speeding ticket, that must be it? Nope. Well I mean they don't just pick people at random and suspend their licenses?!? Oh yes they do! Or at least they did in this case.

If you want to know what happened read on:

I'll keep this short, I'm feeling exponentially lazy by the moment,

K,

A Richmond Heights officer pulled her over a couple of weeks ago to inform her that upon running her plates his system told him that her license had been suspended. "Why?" she asked. The officer told her that the reason was unpaid parking tickets but he didn't know for what township. She proceeded to the Department of Revenue office to rectify the situation after calling U City, St. Louis City, Clayton and Richmond Heights to find that none of them had any record of tickets for her or her vehicle. When she got to the Dept. o Rev they said that the City of St. Louis had suspended her license for unpaid parking tickets. She informed them that she had checked with StL City and they said they had none. She had the clerk call them at which point the clerk told her that they had, in fact made a mistake and that it was simply a clerical error that had caused them to suspend her DL. But, this is the really fucked up part 'cause, hey, everyone makes mistakes, no biggie, but THEY STILL MADE HER PAY TO GET IT REINSTATED.

So yeah, anyway the coffee shop's closing. Anyway we just signed a year-long lease on a new place so it looks like we're stuck here for a bit longer.

Wanna make this place better? Go show the people trying to enrich your lives that you appreciate it and see a show. Music, art, whatever... but keep going.

Bye

Your friends that have moved out.

Sorry about that. I tried to post this one from my phone but it wouldn't let me type in the little text spot. Anyway...

I understand there are some of you out there that still care enough about this foul little city to think that if we all pull together we can really turn this city around. I'm not here to tell you that you're wrong (actually I am). I'm here to say that no matter what you do, what community outreach activity you put together or what park you clean up or how much funding Metro transit manages to not lose, listen closely to this part 'cause it's really important.... Ready? I'm serious, this part will blow your mind...

None of your efforts will make any difference if people move the hell away.

"I know but we have to make this a place where people want to stay and work," many of you are probably saying (or probably not as I only have three readers). No, no, no no no no no no, no, no nonononono. No! How the fuck are you going to do this? Uh? The answer is that you are not. There is no way to stem the hemorrhage of decent music and art and computer science*. Are you going to magically move a large music publisher here? Major record labels? ASCAP, BMI offices? How are you going to do this? How? These are the things that musicians need to want to be in a city. Or how 'bout a public that cares enough to go see local music?

Here's a fun story about my co-workers:

First I must say that they are all awesome people and I love them to death. I also ask that if any of my three readers know where I work (you do), please don't disclose this information. I'm trying to stay somewhat anonymous and my co-workers certainly should be granted this.

K, so... There was this fellow I used to work with. Really nice guy, great guitar player, we talked about music all the time. The only problem was that we didn't see eye to eye, aesthetically speaking. One of my problems with him was that he was in several cover bands over the time that I knew him. I remember he used to ask me how he could make more money and complain about a $200/night pull.

Note: One of my bands played Friday night. We made $80. We were really happy with this.

Anyway, several of the other people I used to work with would put together trips to go see his band play cover songs. It's cool, we were all friends. The thing I didn't understand was why it took me several months to get a handful of them to come out to one of my shows. This isn't even a quality of music thing. They had never heard me play. They didn't know if it was good or bad. All they knew is that it was original music. So it can only be one of two things: either a feeling that I, personally, was incapable of making good music or that the thought of going to hear something they haven't heard before was actually a deterrent. These were my friends. How the hell can you make strangers give a fuck if you can't even get your friends to come out.

Fun story huh?

On to Art: How can we keep our artists? Easy: make it profitable to be an artist here. Wait, you can't magically do that over night? Okay, um, how 'bout a few months? No? Oh, um, well how can you expect anyone to stick it out?

Look, here's the point: For all of my bitter, angry banter and poor grammar all I'm really trying to say is:

You can't ask someone to put their aspirations on hold for a sense of responsibility to a city that has made it clear since the days of Miles Davis that they don't want any culture. This city does not want culture or to be progressive. Of all the people I have known that have moved away and found success they all say basically the same thing to the effect of "Sure, I would have liked to have been a part of building a scene but (some variation of no money to start a major corporation, they don't make movies here with enough frequency to really make a living, there's no school there that offers this thing I study, etc...)

I'm starting to get bored so... For those of you that agree I need to find a suitable way to reference the St. Louis (i.e. shithole, awesomely shitty shithole, you know only more accurate.).

For those of you that don't here's a challenge: what are you doing to make this a better place to live and work? The rules are that you have to live in the city (again U-city is NOT St. Louis city) and your efforts have to be focused in the city.

Bye

*I have a very limited knowledge of anything computer related but I have gotten a lot of comments from people in this field on my last post so I feel I have to include it. To be honest I don't even know if I'm using the proper term. What is the blanket term for all things computer related?